my boyfriend? well at first glance he seems like a sexy hunk. then when you get to know him… hes an even sexier hunk. never ask him whats in his music playlist please
hes hilarious and makes me laugh even at stuff id never find funny before. i dont know how but hes an evil genius that way
hes ticks off everything in the sexiest boyfriend ever category and i cant believe we’re engaged like holy shit
who the fuck keeps putting indilas music in tiktoks. like leave her alone???
every misandrist truther in a 5 mile radius: what about gay men? what about trans men? what about men who aren’t white? what about neurodivergent men? huh? what about your dad? your brothers? you hate them too? do you wish every man was dead? are you a dyke? are you one of those dyke man hating bitches?
Long time listener first time caller, asking for some advice. I have this wonderful fiancée who deserves the world, and I’ve been picking up hints that she wants a chipmunks themed wedding, but I’m worried it will clash with the inflatable among us suits we’ll be wearing for our vows and kiss. What should I do?
brilliant! thanks for your contribution! my only advice to you will be please stay in one place and dont turn around. i promise i dont know where you are and i wont hit you in the head with a 2x4 <3
ngl its so sweet how you two have gotten together, I see others here who just met and after 2 weeks say theyre in love and then after 1 week say theyre getting married but u two actually progressively got together and in luv and its just so cute waaaa ;u;
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we decided we’d take it slow ever since the start. i had pretty some bad relationships before cause i ended up jumping the gun waaaay to early but this time? im pretty confident this’ll work out. we’re soulmates didnt you know? not to get corny but i rly do think he was made for me >:)
my boyfriends not getting paid to listen to unsolicited rants in his inbox. i, however, will absolutely do it for free and with no extra charge, will also give advice that’ll make it worse
fuck it up queen of hickeys
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well why else would i wear lowcut shirts in public >;)
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